Wumbo is the opposite of miniature. Wumbo is derived from the word "jumbo". Anything large or bigger than average is eligible for Wumbo status. Wumbo is spelled 'Wambo' is some European languages.
OriginsWumbo was first introduced into the modern English language when the world renowned underwater philosopher, Patrick Star, discussed Wumbo on the sea creature documentary series, Spongebob Squarepants. It is widely believe among historians that the term 'Wumbo' was originally introduced by the ancient Aztecs to use during the annual 'moon dance'. Patrick Star declined our requests for an interview to verify this information.
WumbologyWumbology is the study of Wumbo. Wumbology is initially taught to students in first grade as a primary part of the curriculum. In the last year, Wumbology has become an accredited major at many university and higher education institutions. Some schools have dedicated departments, such as the Harward University department of Wumbo and the Prinseton University departmenty of Wumbo Studies. In 2009, the University of Atlantis introduced the first Wumbo Ph.D. program.
me... wumbo." -Patrick Star
Professional Insight into Wumbo from Dr. Dhar
-Certified Wumbologist
Lic# 521482
-Ph.D. in Wumbo from Atlantis University
-Professor of Wumbo at Harward University's Department of Wumbo
-Founder of Wumbology Monthly
Many people believe that the word wumbo comes from the root jumbo. But this is a common misconception. The word jumbo actually comes from Wumbo. Why, you ask? Well, because as every standard Wumbologist knows, EVERYTHING comes from Wumbo. All of the sciences come from Wumbo. It’s obvious that biology is actually the chemistry of carbon based molecules. And chemistry is the physical interactions of matter. And physics is the mathematics of the real world. And what is mathematics? THE WUMBO OF WUMBO. In fact, the first derivative of Wumbo is Wumbo. So is the second. So is the third. All the way down to the Wumbo derivative, which is of course, WUMBO. This is all 1st grade Wumbology, of course.
But enough technical talk. I’m sure what you all want to ask a renowned world wumbologist is “what do you think about wumbo?”. Truth be told, I don’t. I don’t think anything about wumbo, because that’s not what Wumbo is about. Wumbo is, if anything (experts still debate), not about thinking. It is most assuredly about wumboing though. Why? Because, once again, EVERYTHING IS ABOUT WUMBOING, even Wumbo, as counterintuitive as it may seem. Wumbo is the Wumbo of all Wumbos, and there is certainly no Wumbo about it.
So why should you Wumbo and invest your time in Wumboing, as I have? Because if you can Wumbo, you can do anything. You can live, breathe, love. Yes, if you can Wumbo you can love, and more importantly you can LOVE WUMBOING. So I’m sure now you will ask, "Should I Wumbo while I drive? Should I Wumbo while I work? Should I Wumbo while I take care of the baby?". The answer is no. You should drive while you Wumbo. You should try to work while you Wumbo. You may even take care of your baby while you Wumbo if you find it possible, but remember that everything is secondary to Wumboing. EVERYTHING ELSE TAKES A BACKSEAT. Wumboing is the most Wumbo Wumbo of all Wumbos.
So until next Wumbo, stay Wumbo!
Special Thanks
This website is brought to you by the Atlantis University alumni with funding from the Harward University Department of Wumbo.
Notable graduates include Spongebob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene Krabs, Plankton, and Gary the Snail.